Any suckers out there? If so, this one’s for you! Actually the ad’s too good not to just print in full:

Here’s a rare opportunity to invest in this well developed, 3 family, brick property before the “bidding” starts. Located in trendy Park Slope North (Prospect Heights), it features 4 BR units (12 total!!), 2 baths per unit, full basement, and new everything (appliances, wood floors, fresh walls, light fixtures, bath fixtures, windows, plumbing, electrical wiring, and 1 year guaranty). This property is still being worked, but is only months away from being complete. View this property, be assertive, and make it yours.

Park Slope North? Hah. That’s a good one.
New Development in Progress [Craigslist] GMAP